An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."...
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."...
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of...
A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender points at him and says, " I'm gonna let you in this time, but don't you start anything"!
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : "Nothing."
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."...
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use a condom, these people are called DADS.....
I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.
The bloke at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."...
Two important songs for me are Power of Love by Jennifer Rush and Everything I Do (I Do it for You) by Bryan Adams. The first dates back from when I was 18 and my future wife chose it as our song. ...
Note to self, try and eat more bananas.
Why did the buck rabbit get banned from the square dance?
He was caught doing the dozy doe
Did you hear the one about the sea scout?
His tent sank.
Why didn't the bear eat the penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off :)
What's green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot
Has to be The Empire Strikes Back followed closely by Highlander
Hehe, like it :)