There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked
>this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say
>I'm a lawyer."
>So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said
>"No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a
>case early in the morning.
>She said, "Oh, your a lawyer?"
>He said, "Why yes I am!"
>So they went to his place and when they were in bed being intimate, he
>started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny he
>answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already