jokes in english

[hungika]

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god!
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......fficeffice" />>>
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[hungika]

Q:What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
A:A cold.fficeffice" />>>
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[Koroknay bela]

HALLOWEEN JOKES

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

[legalien]

well, I don't know any jokes, sorry

[pho3nix]

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"

[albaarca]

GW Bush attends a conference somewhere in Iraq. Arab chap comes and asks him:
'Sir, my son's favorite movie is Star Trek. But how come there are like Americans, Chinese, Indian etc. people in it, but no Arabs?'
'Hmmm... No idea... Maybe because it's set in the future?'

[Domcsi29]

That's cool

[zolcsika]

Some jokes in mixed photos

[dfeco]

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

[dfeco]

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery.
There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes.