why the English language is so hard to learn:

[Caroluk]

why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time
to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
1 After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor
pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or
French fries in France (surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while
sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.


Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is

neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write
but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese ?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian
eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do
people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and
send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man
and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which,
an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
lights are out, they are invisible.

P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

LOL! I find it easy...........but there is a very big difference between British English and the American version, I often smile when I hear them talking in "English"
Carol

[tizenkilenc]

I particulary don't fancy this language whose verbs are identycal to nouns and don't change by person and number.In the other hand, I'm a great admirer of Magyar, wich I hope to learn someday .

[boicho]

I also find it difficult. Even though I have studied English a few years.

[Decebal88]

Dunno, I've grown up in Germany and had no problem with learning english. Depends maybe on the mother tongue.

[askmore]

I think English is one of the easiest language. I practically learned it from movies and Guns & Roses lyrics. But because of that I make some (probably a lot) mistakes.
I learned japanese for a few months (a few years ago), and it was quite easy.
But I cannot learn german. It's too difficult right at the start.
By the way I'm a native hungarian speaker.

[vakondcica]

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[vakondcica]

Respect

[Tibor55]

I've been learned english language so many years and still don't know it perfect.

[FLOUFUN]

It's easy

[Kata_29]

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