Quotes

[Spanky]

The only means of strengthening one's intellect is to make up one's mind about nothing -- to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts. -John Keats, poet (1795-1821)

[Spanky]

SOME THOUGHTS ON SEXUALITY




"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rodney Dangerfield



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner



"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia



"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

George Burns



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone


"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods



"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson



" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think
Barbara had a sense of humor)



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams



"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"

Billy Crystal


"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro



"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"

Jerry Seinfeld



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams



"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers




"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin



" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips



" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde



" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

[Spanky]

When Insults Had Class:



" He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a
friend...if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply


I am reminded of another story about Churchill. He was old, and in
parliament, and someone said in a whisper, how old and infirm he was looking
From his seat came a gravelly voiced response: "Yes, but his
hearing is excellent"

Apparently people were always trying to impress him with their wit and
knowledge of the English language.

A lady said to Churchill "Did you know that 'sugar' is the only word in the
English language where "s" is pronounced "sh"? He replied, "Are you sure,
Madam?"

[Spanky]

Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him.fficeffice" />>>
Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything -- anything -- be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in. -Sam Harris, author (1967- )>>

[Almika]

Do you like Carry from Sex ant the city?

The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.

Love Réka

[Almika]

My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

Sex and the city

[E.Ágnes]

My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

"Therefore don’t be anxious for tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Each day’s own evil is sufficient."
(Matthew 6:34)

[tulipan_hajnal]

"Kindness is the language
which the deaf can hear
and the blind can see" (Mark Twain)

[hungika]

"The future is not what it was."

[hungika]

"I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about."
(Oscar Wilde)