received this from Vancouver...A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits there. The flight attendant, watching her do this, approaches her and asks to see her ticket. Upon seeing the ticket, the flight attendant tells her that since her ticket is Economy she has to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houstonand I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the copilot that the blonde bimbo sitting in the First Class where she actually belongs in the Economy and she does not want to move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has a ticket for the Economy Class, she has to leave and return to her assigned seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houstonand I'm staying right here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting, when they land, to arrest the blonde woman who does not listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is blonde ? I'll handle this. I am married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
The blonde says "Oh, is that right?" and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed. They ask the pilot as to what he said that made her move without any fuss.
"I told her the First Class is not going to Houston!"
