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E.Ágnes

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So you're into some funny business here, aren't you? ;)
 

Spanky

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So you're into some funny business here, aren't you? ;)

who??? Me??? Never! :11::mrgreen:
 

Spanky

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Finally,
a definition of globalization

I can understand and to which
I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition

ofGlobalization ?

Answer:

Princess
Diana's
death.

Question
: How come?
Answer
:
An
English
princess
with
an
Egyptian boyfriend



crashes
in a French

tunnel,
driving
a

German
car

with a
Dutch engine,

driven
by a Belgian

who was
drunk

on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),


followed
closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles;

treated
by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian
medicines.

This
is
sent to you by

an
Austrian,

using
Bill Gates's technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that
uses Taiwanese

chips,
and a

Korean
monitor,

assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by
Indian
lorry-drivers, hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... ..




That, my friends,
isGlobalization
 

tamasbogar

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Subject: Even God enjoys a laugh!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time..
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was one at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all: three proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

;)
My apologies, I forgot that my "reaction" would appear much farther from the joke I read ... So: reaction revisited ... and updated
 
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