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talpacska

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Két prosti beszélget:
- Te mit kérsz a Télapótól?
- Ötezret mint a többitől...

- Mondd, Télapó, miért takartad le a puttonyodat?
- Anyád a Télapó! - mondta a púpos és továbbment...

A postára érkezik egy levél, melyet a Mikulásnak címeztek. Mivel a postások nem tudják, mi legyen vele, úgy döntenek, hogy felbontják. Egy kétségbeesett gyermek kívánságát olvassák:
"Drága Mikulás! A családunk nagyon szegény, így nem tudok mit adni a szüleimnek karácsonyra. Légy szíves, küldj 10 000 Ft-ot!"
A postások nagyon megsajnálják, és összedobják neki a pénzt. De mivel nekik sincs sok, így csak 5 000 Ft jött össze, amit el is küldenek. Az ünnepek után lázasan bontják fel a Mikulásnak szánt köszönőlevelet: "Nagyon köszönöm, hogy segítettél, de képzeld, azok a szemét postások a felét lenyúlták!"

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szakidani

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- Télapó, Télapó! Hozz nekem egy kistestvért!
- kéri a kislány.
- Jó, de előtte küldd el anyukádat!
- válaszolja a Télapó.
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zolcsika

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