Spanky témája a 'In English...' fórumban , 2006 Szeptember 20.

  1. Spanky

    Spanky Állandó Tag

    The only means of strengthening one's intellect is to make up one's mind about nothing -- to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts. -John Keats, poet (1795-1821)
  2. Spanky

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    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

    Rodney Dangerfield

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
    Lynn Lavner

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

    "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

    George Burns

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

    Tiger Woods

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

    Jack Nicholson

    " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

    Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think
    Barbara had a sense of humor)

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

    Robin Williams

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"

    Billy Crystal

    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

    Robert De Niro

    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

    Dustin Hoffman

    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"

    Jerry Seinfeld

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

    Robin Williams

    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

    Joan Rivers

    "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

    Steve Martin

    " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

    Elmo Phillips

    " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

    Oscar Wilde

    " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

    George Burns

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  3. Spanky

    Spanky Állandó Tag

    When Insults Had Class: :D

    " He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
    -Winston Churchill

    "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
    - Winston Churchill

    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
    great pleasure."
    - Clarence Darrow

    "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
    the dictionary."
    - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "

    "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
    - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
    - Moses Hadas

    "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
    - Abraham Lincoln

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
    - Groucho Marx

    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
    approved of it."
    - Mark Twain

    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
    - Oscar Wilde

    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a
    friend...if you have one."
    - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

    "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
    - Winston Churchill, in reply

    I am reminded of another story about Churchill. He was old, and in
    parliament, and someone said in a whisper, how old and infirm he was looking
    From his seat came a gravelly voiced response: "Yes, but his
    hearing is excellent"

    Apparently people were always trying to impress him with their wit and
    knowledge of the English language.

    A lady said to Churchill "Did you know that 'sugar' is the only word in the
    English language where "s" is pronounced "sh"? He replied, "Are you sure,
  4. Spanky

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    Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
    Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything -- anything -- be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in. -Sam Harris, author (1967- )<o:p></o:p>
  5. Almika

    Almika Új tag

    Do you like Carry from Sex ant the city?

    The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.

    Love Réka
  6. Almika

    Almika Új tag

    My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

    Sex and the city
  7. E.Ágnes

    E.Ágnes Állandó Tag

    "Therefore don’t be anxious for tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Each day’s own evil is sufficient."
    (Matthew 6:34)
  8. tulipan_hajnal

    tulipan_hajnal Állandó Tag

    "Kindness is the language
    which the deaf can hear
    and the blind can see" (Mark Twain)
  9. hungika

    hungika Állandó Tag

    "The future is not what it was."
  10. hungika

    hungika Állandó Tag

    :rolleyes:"I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about."
    (Oscar Wilde)
  11. hungika

    hungika Állandó Tag

    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
    (Groucho Marx)
  12. legalien

    legalien Állandó Tag

    love is like a flower, it has to grow
  13. Chiller

    Chiller Állandó Tag

    [SIZE=-1]"Dream as if you will live forever... live as if you will die today."

    "Don't forget the past,think of the future,but live in the present."[/SIZE]
  14. Sassy

    Sassy Állandó Tag

    Women need man like fish needs bicycle!

    You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else
    has a problem with it. - Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the city)

    You have to let go who you are to become who you will be. Carrie Bradshow (Sex and the city))
  15. Nurácska

    Nurácska Állandó Tag

    “Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler.”

    “I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”
  16. estrella20azul

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    My quote after the line :)
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  17. Diskobolos

    Diskobolos Állandó Tag

    I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.

    -Thomas Jefferson
  18. ktms

    ktms Állandó Tag

    I was sitting in first class and the stewardess asked, 'Warm nuts' and I said 'No I'm just happy to be in first class.' - Craig Ferguson
  19. oshee

    oshee Állandó Tag

    Should? Non, would? Probably, like? Maybe, love? Sure as hell.

    I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am stupid enough to do anything.

    No pain, no game.
  20. Noci87

    Noci87 Állandó Tag

    The only way to see a rainbow is to look through the rain. :)