Legutóbbi tartalom: appaloosa

Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, 'My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?' The operator says...

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice...

Only in America....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8.

Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, "Was I getting in the tub or out?" "You dern fool," said...

Do not accept your dog's admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. (Ann Landers)

Coca-Cola Roast 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt 1 (4 to 5 pound) bottom round roast 3 Tablespoons vegetable oil 1 (10 ounce) bottle Coca-Cola 1 (12 ounce) bottle chili sauce 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 2 Tablespoons hot sauce Combine salt, pepper, and...

Spinach Frittata 1 pound fresh spinach 3 Tablespoons butter 1/2 pound mushrooms, sliced 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 8 eggs 1/2 teaspoon seasoning salt dash of pepper 3 Tablespoons butter 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese Remove stems from spinach; wash leaves thoroughly, and tear into large...

If I am not satisfied with what I have, I will never be satisfied with what I want. (Susan Heck)

Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead. (unknown)

Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others. (John MacArthur)

The best book I ever read was The Hiding Place by Corrie Ten Boom, set in Holland during World War II.

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Sweet and Crunchy Broccoli Salad 1 lb. bacon, crisply cooked and crumbled 1 bunch broccoli, chopped 1/2 head cauliflower, chopped 1 sweet onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup raisins 1/2 cup sunflower seeds Mix all ingredients together. Toss with dressing and chill. Dressing: 1 cup mayonnaise...

Sweet and Crunchy Broccoli Salad 1 lb. bacon, crisply cooked and crumbled 1 bunch broccoli, chopped 1/2 head cauliflower, chopped 1 sweet onion, finely chopped 1/2 c. raisins 1/2 c. sunflower seeds Mix all ingredients together. Toss with dressing and oil. Dressing: 1 cup mayonnaise 1/2...

Cookies and Cream Brownies Cream Cheese Layer: 1 package (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened 1/4 cup sugar 1 egg 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract Brownie Layer: 1/2 cup butter, melted 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup baking cocoa 2 eggs 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking...