Legutóbbi tartalom: IceMolly

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    Jelenléti iv

    Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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    Jelenléti iv

    There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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    Jelenléti iv

    There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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    Jelenléti iv

    What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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    Jelenléti iv

    Jaj, már nem kell sok :)
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    Jelenléti iv

    All generalizations are false, including this one.
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    Jelenléti iv

    Én nem szeretem az uborkát, és nagyon örülök, hogy nem szeretem, mert ha szeretném, akkor megenném, pedig nagyon utálom.
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    Jelenléti iv

    Try again, fail again, fail better!
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    Jelenléti iv

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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    Jelenléti iv

    Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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    Jelenléti iv

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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    Jelenléti iv

    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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    Jelenléti iv

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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    Jelenléti iv

    The road to success is always under construction.
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    Jelenléti iv

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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