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- Yes, it’s true that all of us Belorussians, Russians, Ukrainians want to live in one big and rich state… - … in Canada!

2 hours of chatting with mom. missing her so much… 3 hours of doing homework with son… 4 hours of explaining to wife how to change flat tire… I’m so sick and tired waiting for freaking elevator maintenance to set me free…*

Doppler effect is the change in frequency of a wave for an observer moving relative to the source of the wave. If object moves from observer the length of wave of light gets shorter, of object moves to observer the length of wave of light gets lengthener. How can we observe it? When you drive...

If you make four mistakes in spelling word «loaf»* it makes «beer»

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?" Johnny: "Nothing, sir." Principal: "Exactly!"

A: -How big bees are in Texas! They aare cow-sized! B: - And the door-hole in their bee-houses is like one for normal bees? A: - Yes. B: - And how that cow-sized bees get in or out? A: - Squeak but climb!

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?" The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing," he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The...

The Polar night. Two Eskimo men are dragging the sleigh with the heavy loads. And there're the dogs riding the sleigh, barking aloud and shoting to the sky with the guns. One Eskimo man says to other: - And this was your own idea to treat the dogs with whiskey!

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise.

Dictionary of Musical Terms JAZZ : Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES : Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning. WORLD MUSIC : A dozen different types of percussion all going at once. OPERA : People singing when they should be talking. RAP : People...

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say". The doctor says, "Next, please."

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said. "Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?" "This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote." "And the other?" said the customer...