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    I witnessed five skinheads beating up a frail old lady across the street last night. I didn't intervene because I didn't know who started it.
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    20
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    My doctor said to me, "Do you know your sperm count?" I said I didn't know they were that clever.
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    18
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    Jelenléti iv

    What's worse than a fly in your soup? A fly in my soup.
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    God damn political correctness! Now I'm not allowed to say "Black". Oh well, I don't care if anyone takes offence 'cause I'm an African-American belt in Karate.
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    I burn off way more than 125 calories per hour when I'm having sex. Mainly because my foreplay involves a twenty minute chase and a five minute struggle.
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    14
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    Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.
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    12
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    11
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    Facebook: "Richard needs your help on FarmVille!" I sent him a link to Pornhub...
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    Jelenléti iv

    I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.
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    I have a claim to fame you know... I used to be the world's youngest person.
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    When I was younger, I always felt like I was a boy trapped in a woman's body. However, that changed when I was born.
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