"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
"No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator."
"I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!"
"This morning when I put on my under wear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me."
"I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. She said...Why should I... you never put out for me."
"A h00ker once told me she had a headache."
"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!"
"And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy...I'd have nothing to play with!"
"No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator."
"I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!"
"This morning when I put on my under wear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me."
"I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. She said...Why should I... you never put out for me."
"A h00ker once told me she had a headache."
"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!"
"And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy...I'd have nothing to play with!"