Blondies Joke

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I hope, this is not a problem .I think that it is more interesting like this.

Q: Why did the blonde smile everytime there was a flash of lightning? A: She though someone was taking her picture.

Q: What's the advantage of marrying a blonde? A: You get to park in the handicapped zone.

A blonde buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says " I just bought this puzzle, but i can't find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together". He asks her what is the picture supposed to be. She says " a rooster". He says " I'll be over in a minute to help you". When he gets there he says "damn honey! put all those cornflakes back in the box!"

great

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
- I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies:
- But, madam, computers do not have curtains...
And the blonde said:
- HELLOOO, I've got Windows!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha