for chuckles
- Témaindító Boszi
- Kezdés dátuma
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
He is playing a U2 concert in Scotland</ST1😛 when he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once everyfew seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence.............
"Well, fukin stop doin it then!"
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He is playing a U2 concert in Scotland</ST1😛 when he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once everyfew seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence.............
"Well, fukin stop doin it then!"
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Mom, would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars ............ but, Realistically ......... we're living
with two sluts and a queer.
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difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Mom, would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars ............ but, Realistically ......... we're living
with two sluts and a queer.
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It's not just Bono, who is increasingly desperate to parade the "ethically enlightened" tag. :wink: It could be good or bad; it depends.. 🙂
DEFINITIONS
DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
RUMOR
News that travels more than the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
MARRIAGE
It' s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
FATHER
A banker provided by nature.
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
ETC (et cetera)
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
RUMOR
News that travels more than the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
MARRIAGE
It' s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
FATHER
A banker provided by nature.
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
ETC (et cetera)
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Where You from? Judapest?
Chaired White Castle = Székesfehérvár
Buy Fur = Veszprém
Pacific Csaba = Békéscsaba
Saturday Place = Szomathely
Pop mine = Tatabánya
On Wash Hungarian Old Castle = Mosonmagyaróvár
Donau New Town = Dunaújváros
Big Cirled = Nagykőrös
Small Circled = Kiskőrös
Round One House = Kerekegyháza
Reed Garden = Nádudvar
Tisza Bath = Tiszafüred
His Small Circle = Kisköre
Have Six = Hatvan
Balaton Bath = Balatonfüred
Very Bad Iron = Szarvas
Pearly = Gyöngyös
Legless = Lábatlan
Tisza pushes= Tiszalök
Sixty=Hatvan
Village Of Shovel B =Bélapátfalva
Mizs Of Louis=Lajosmizse
Saint S=Szentes
Red One House=Veresegyház
Wish Of Balaton=Balaonakarattya
Little Hold It =Kistarcsa
Patch =Fót
Free Flying=Szabadszállás
Nutty D=Diósd
Turkish Valentine=Törökbálint
Starhill=Csillaghegy
Girlvillage=Leányfalu
Pope=Pápa
Richfield=Gazdagrét
Froggy Goes R=Békásmegyer
Eaglecastle=Sasvár
Saxon Pile Fucked It = Szászhalombatta : )
Eugene Nutty = Diósjenő
Gentleman Well = Úrkút
Her Lip = Ajka
Lower Patrol = Alsóőrs
Willow Main = Fűzfő
Reach It = Érd
Salty Well = Sóskút
Not S Beary = Nemesmedves
Island Saint Michael = Szigetszentmiklós
One House Of The South = Délegyháza
Panty = Bugyi
Your Peanut = Mogyoród
Big Smithy = Nagykovácsi
Hey Water = Hévíz
Stone Pin = Kőszeg
Sharp Pile = Hegyeshalom
Tower Of Simon = Simontornya
Your Pin = Szeged
Town Shoot It = Városlőd
Field Digs = Mezőtúr
Beaver Field Market Place = Hódmezővásárhely
Russian Girl = Oroszlány
Your Heel = Sarkad
He Would Push You = Tolna
Mallet = Üllő
Castlecastle = Várpalota
Noble Customs = Nemesvámos
Water Town = Viziváros
Queues Mud = Soroksár
Pest Saint Elizabeth = Pestszenterzsébet
Cold Well = Hidegkút
Isaac = Izsák
Veered Grass = Martfű
Horse Well = Lókút
House on Sidewalk = Járdánháza
Citizen = Polgár
I Am Criing = Sirok (kis helyesírási hibával...)
Bottom Of Tent New Place = Sátoraljaújhely
Mud Small River = Sárospatak
Pearly Fisher = Gyöngyöshalász
Mud Bug D = Sárbogárd
He Wolud Steal = Csorna
Stone Pin = Kőszeg
Saint King's Freeman = Szentkirályszabadja
Stonecutter Sentry = Kővágóörs
S lowland = Salföld
Cancered Castle = Rákospalota
Rose Hill = Rózsadomb
Cold Dale = Hűvösvölgy
Fisher's Hedge = Halásztelek
Island Castle = Szigetvár
His Problem = Baja
Hill of Nail = Szeghalom
New Plumy = Újszilvás
Donau Ground Castle = Dunaföldvár
Archbishop Wild Garden = Érsekvadkert
New Saxon = Újszász
Cotton-Wool = Vatta
New White Lake = Újfehértó
Little Brother = Öcs
My Big Problem = Nagybajom
B Apple Z New Town = Balmazújváros
Mór Is The Heap = Mórahalom
Rho Shut Up = Rókus (kis helyesírási hibával)
Chaired White Castle = Székesfehérvár
Buy Fur = Veszprém
Pacific Csaba = Békéscsaba
Saturday Place = Szomathely
Pop mine = Tatabánya
On Wash Hungarian Old Castle = Mosonmagyaróvár
Donau New Town = Dunaújváros
Big Cirled = Nagykőrös
Small Circled = Kiskőrös
Round One House = Kerekegyháza
Reed Garden = Nádudvar
Tisza Bath = Tiszafüred
His Small Circle = Kisköre
Have Six = Hatvan
Balaton Bath = Balatonfüred
Very Bad Iron = Szarvas
Pearly = Gyöngyös
Legless = Lábatlan
Tisza pushes= Tiszalök
Sixty=Hatvan
Village Of Shovel B =Bélapátfalva
Mizs Of Louis=Lajosmizse
Saint S=Szentes
Red One House=Veresegyház
Wish Of Balaton=Balaonakarattya
Little Hold It =Kistarcsa
Patch =Fót
Free Flying=Szabadszállás
Nutty D=Diósd
Turkish Valentine=Törökbálint
Starhill=Csillaghegy
Girlvillage=Leányfalu
Pope=Pápa
Richfield=Gazdagrét
Froggy Goes R=Békásmegyer
Eaglecastle=Sasvár
Saxon Pile Fucked It = Szászhalombatta : )
Eugene Nutty = Diósjenő
Gentleman Well = Úrkút
Her Lip = Ajka
Lower Patrol = Alsóőrs
Willow Main = Fűzfő
Reach It = Érd
Salty Well = Sóskút
Not S Beary = Nemesmedves
Island Saint Michael = Szigetszentmiklós
One House Of The South = Délegyháza
Panty = Bugyi
Your Peanut = Mogyoród
Big Smithy = Nagykovácsi
Hey Water = Hévíz
Stone Pin = Kőszeg
Sharp Pile = Hegyeshalom
Tower Of Simon = Simontornya
Your Pin = Szeged
Town Shoot It = Városlőd
Field Digs = Mezőtúr
Beaver Field Market Place = Hódmezővásárhely
Russian Girl = Oroszlány
Your Heel = Sarkad
He Would Push You = Tolna
Mallet = Üllő
Castlecastle = Várpalota
Noble Customs = Nemesvámos
Water Town = Viziváros
Queues Mud = Soroksár
Pest Saint Elizabeth = Pestszenterzsébet
Cold Well = Hidegkút
Isaac = Izsák
Veered Grass = Martfű
Horse Well = Lókút
House on Sidewalk = Járdánháza
Citizen = Polgár
I Am Criing = Sirok (kis helyesírási hibával...)
Bottom Of Tent New Place = Sátoraljaújhely
Mud Small River = Sárospatak
Pearly Fisher = Gyöngyöshalász
Mud Bug D = Sárbogárd
He Wolud Steal = Csorna
Stone Pin = Kőszeg
Saint King's Freeman = Szentkirályszabadja
Stonecutter Sentry = Kővágóörs
S lowland = Salföld
Cancered Castle = Rákospalota
Rose Hill = Rózsadomb
Cold Dale = Hűvösvölgy
Fisher's Hedge = Halásztelek
Island Castle = Szigetvár
His Problem = Baja
Hill of Nail = Szeghalom
New Plumy = Újszilvás
Donau Ground Castle = Dunaföldvár
Archbishop Wild Garden = Érsekvadkert
New Saxon = Újszász
Cotton-Wool = Vatta
New White Lake = Újfehértó
Little Brother = Öcs
My Big Problem = Nagybajom
B Apple Z New Town = Balmazújváros
Mór Is The Heap = Mórahalom
Rho Shut Up = Rókus (kis helyesírási hibával)
Kedves VictoM ! Remélem nem kapok ki, hogy nem angolul irok. Fantasztikus.
Nagyon szellemes. Nagyon rég nevettem ekkorát. Épp forditgatni akartam a szülőfalum nevét mikor fölbukkant Nagybajom.
A "Chuckles" ill . for chuckles mit jelent ? Most tanulok angolul és minden alkalmat megragadok. Köszi. Gratulálok, ha a fenti sor a te gyüjteményed. Ha nem akkor is. Üdv.
PS: már tudom: kuncogás
Nagyon szellemes. Nagyon rég nevettem ekkorát. Épp forditgatni akartam a szülőfalum nevét mikor fölbukkant Nagybajom.
A "Chuckles" ill . for chuckles mit jelent ? Most tanulok angolul és minden alkalmat megragadok. Köszi. Gratulálok, ha a fenti sor a te gyüjteményed. Ha nem akkor is. Üdv.
PS: már tudom: kuncogás
Hi (Szia), chuckle means kuncogni, nevetgélni, that is, :``: :lol: . Hope it helps (remélem, segítettem).
Kedves E.Ágnes ! Köszönöm. Aranyos vagy. Segitettél. Én igy tanulok. Pl. ezt tőled. Ezt ugy hivom, hogy kaptam ajándékba szavakat. A barátnőmmel szoktunk cserélni, ha találunk valami szellemeset. Kaptam tőle egy hasgombot /köldök/, én cserébe adtam neki feketepudingot /véreshurkát/.
Fogok fölrakni valamit, de remélem nem baj ha magyarul irok. Egyenlőre !
Have fun ! Bye : Tuli
Fogok fölrakni valamit, de remélem nem baj ha magyarul irok. Egyenlőre !
Have fun ! Bye : Tuli
Hello, I found some anagram:
An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of one word or phrase to form another word or phrase.
http://www.easypeasy.com/anagrams/
"Psychotherapist" -> "Psycho, the rapist"
"funeral"->"Real fun!".
"orchestra""carthorse".
"Clint Eastwood" as "Old West action"
"The best things in life are free" as "Nail-biting refreshes the feet"!! (It is free after all!)
Popular ->Oral Pup ->Pour Alp ->Pour Lap ->Pour Pal ->Pulp Oar
An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of one word or phrase to form another word or phrase.
http://www.easypeasy.com/anagrams/
"Psychotherapist" -> "Psycho, the rapist"
"funeral"->"Real fun!".
"orchestra""carthorse".
"Clint Eastwood" as "Old West action"
"The best things in life are free" as "Nail-biting refreshes the feet"!! (It is free after all!)
Popular ->Oral Pup ->Pour Alp ->Pour Lap ->Pour Pal ->Pulp Oar
Az anagramma egy szó betűinek/hangjainak átcsoportosításával alkotott új szó. ANAGRAMMA JÁTÉK-ot magyarul itt találunk:
http://www.anagram.hu/cgi/anagram.cgi?
ANAGRAMMA készítést magyarul itt találunk:http://szotar.sztaki.hu/docs/anagramma/
mákoskalács -> kockás almás
Omar Sarif -> Fasor Mari
http://www.anagram.hu/cgi/anagram.cgi?
ANAGRAMMA készítést magyarul itt találunk:http://szotar.sztaki.hu/docs/anagramma/
mákoskalács -> kockás almás
Omar Sarif -> Fasor Mari
SAYINGS FOR THE INTERNET AGE:
1. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. Home is where you hang your @.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
1. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. Home is where you hang your @.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
to Victor M . it's amazing:?))
I found this message on the home.come🙂
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Thank you, it was funny
I found this message on the home.come🙂
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the following URL after 10 seconds.
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Thank you, it was funny
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Unga Bunga
Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflies. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga? The first guy says: Unga bunga because I don't want to die! So they take him away. Unga Bunga is a guy with a ten foot long dick and he sticks it up the other guys butt for ten seconds and then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death! But the guy doesn't believe him so he picks Unga Bunga. And then the same thing happens to him. Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death! So the guy figues that what the heck? And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Unga Bunga!
Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflies. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga? The first guy says: Unga bunga because I don't want to die! So they take him away. Unga Bunga is a guy with a ten foot long dick and he sticks it up the other guys butt for ten seconds and then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death! But the guy doesn't believe him so he picks Unga Bunga. And then the same thing happens to him. Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death! So the guy figues that what the heck? And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Unga Bunga!
Warning: I found this game to be addictive!
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http://www.hornygamer.com/games/concentration.swf
A small boy is standing next to an escalator. He is looking at the handrail.
- Is there something wrong? - asks a shop assistant
- No. I'm just waiting for my chewing gum to come back
- Is there something wrong? - asks a shop assistant
- No. I'm just waiting for my chewing gum to come back
- I think I'm going to lose my job in the flower shop tomorrow.
- Why?
- I sent flowers to a funeral with the wrong card on them.
- What did the card say?
- HOPE YOU'LL BE HAPPY IN YOUR NEW HOME
- Mum, does God go to the bathroom?
- No, son, why do you ask?
- well, every morning dad goes to the bathroom, knocks on the door and shouts, "Oh God, are you still in there?"
- Why?
- I sent flowers to a funeral with the wrong card on them.
- What did the card say?
- HOPE YOU'LL BE HAPPY IN YOUR NEW HOME
- Mum, does God go to the bathroom?
- No, son, why do you ask?
- well, every morning dad goes to the bathroom, knocks on the door and shouts, "Oh God, are you still in there?"
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