zolcsika témája a 'In English...' fórumban , 2007 Június 4.

  1. appaloosa

    appaloosa Állandó Tag

    Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
    He gasps, 'My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
    Back on the phone, the Eddie says, 'OK, now what?'

    FLOUFUN Állandó Tag

    Lots of laughs
  3. gefster

    gefster Állandó Tag

    Hehe, like it :)
  4. darkquail

    darkquail Új tag

    The married couple sits with food. He pushes over his plate to the dog.

    "But Otto", she believes reproachfully, "nevertheless, you probably do not want to give your food to the dog?"

    "No", he hums crustily, "only exchange!" :D
  5. darkquail

    darkquail Új tag

    God spoke: "It becomes a light!"

    Chuck Norris answered: "Say please!"